Breast Milk Ice Cream - do i need to say more

This is slightly unfair as this story actually originates in the UK but has
been reported over here!

I just don't know which one to believe

You would think that if you are going to write head lines which appear so contradictory, you would put them in different part of the paper.

Toys taken away

There is no suitable title for this!

Where to from here?

This was taken in the car park of a kenyan shopping centre!

Instructions needed - please dont wipe your arse with money

Farting may be Illegal in Malawi

http://www.businessinsider.com/malawi-farting-illegal-2011-1

In a bill proposed by Malawi President Bingu wa Mutharika, citizens who repeatedly pass gas in public could be punished as criminals, according to The Daily Mail.

The bill is intended to make citizens "responsible and disciplined."

Mutharika's bill contains other bizarre offenses, such as "insulting the modesty of a woman, challenging to fight a duel, and...pretending to be a fortune teller."

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/malawi-farting-illegal-2011-1#ixzz1Ch7cQmsb