House for Small People

With your head round your ears you can relieve yourself

Swimming Elephant!

Crossed the border with nothing more than a snorkel....

Various spectacles made

An all encompassing service then!

Honesty - a rare commodity

This sign was in the room an acquaintance of mine stayed in on the weekend.....no no, thank you Management.

Furniture Shopping

I went furniture shopping for the house, the entire shop was full of these beautiful specimens of craftsmanship.....combined with a dose of colour blindness.

UK Elections

Heard on the BBC that African Parliamentarians were invited to the UK to observe the elections and advise on how the process can learn from Africa.

"A pair of Gooses for Sale"

You can buy anything at the traffic lights in this place. This "pair of gooses" was only US$50......expensive?

Mother Trucker

Being in the middle of Africa, we are on the main trucking Route through the continent, I don't like truckers much they clog up the road and create potholes that you could set an ambush from.....but this guy, this guy I like!

Beastiality - not this time

Both parents were dogs - as opposed to.....the last time this happened?

Business Card

Went to the market on Sunday and a chap asks if he can look after my car, I said yes and he hands me his "business card" with his details....concise and to the point I feel

Zambian Astronauts

African Journalism

Amazing
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Favourite Pothole

Because everyone should have a favourite pothole.....this is mine